It took some time for society to fully embrace what was once considered New Age hippie fare. But now, the Do It Yourself culture is as widespread as Paris Hilton in “One Night in Paris.”
If you’ve got a hammer, hammer out some XXX sex toys, in the morning, in the evening, all over this land. DIY at home like Martha Stewart with garden variety salads, crafty creations, or a homemade vibrator.
Health advisors recommend daily servings of fruits and vegetables, along with daily exercise. Add variety to your daily garden intake and exercise.
Pick up a spare melon or two, and toss in extra bananas and cukes for booster doses of energy. To stay on the health track, don’t forget the vegetable, olive, corn or canola oil. Lube is as necessary to your tossed salad as cream to pudding.
Penis craving wet-strokes? rely on the juicy comforts of a melon. Take your melon cold, room temperature or lightly zapped in the microwave. Carve out a glory hole. Insert to make juice flow for . melon magic.
Nobody eats salad like they should. Stop the waste of a perfect sized cucumber by chopping it down to slices. With all that heft, it’s wholesome as is, capped with a condom of course. Take your cucumber cold, room temperature or lightly zapped in the microwave, insert into your glory hole. For a twist, don’t microwave your cuke. Instead, cut off an end, take a vibrating egg sex toy and push into cuke flesh. Wrap a washcloth at the base grip, seal just above base with hair band like a mason jar.
For bonus health regimen, insert penis into melon and cuke into glory hole.
For zesty daze, shower play or bath tub use washes and drains away cleanup from your homemade vibrator.